Although I’ve been away from the blog for a few months, the spam comments have not subsided. Below are recent spam comments sitting in my pending queue for approval.
Let me take a moment to discuss each comment.
1. Good post. I’m facing some of these issues as well…
The spam comment above was in response to my blog post How the CDC Can Help You Survive Your Zombie Wedding. I’m intrigued that someone may have faced some of the issues outlined in that particular blog post.
2. certainly like your web site however you have to take a look at the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I to find it very bothersome to inform the truth nevertheless I’ll definitely come back again.
I find it bothersome to follow sentences without capitalization and lack of proper punctuation. Zing! Take that Mr. car quote insurances.
3. I’m not typing out the whole quote on this one. I just wanted to point out one piece of the comment.
You managed to hit the nail upon the top…
Love it. This had to be a translation because most of us know this phrase as “hit the nail on the head.”
That’s all for this week. Tune in next time for Fun with Spammers!
I haven’t had too many interesting spam comments come through WordPress these days. Luckily, I did find this one which piqued my interest.
Sincerely Yours! I read your article named “Snappy Answers to Several Tweets | NMNPHX” on a regular basis. Your humoristic style is spectacular, keep it up! And you can see our website about 99 (characters I can’t translate).
Dang, I had hoped that last sentence would read “And you can see our website about 99 Luftballoons” but sadly I have no idea what those characters mean.
Honestly, sometimes I get the feeling these spammers don’t read these blog articles at all. Check out these pair of spam comments received from my Hot Air Balloon post.
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit , but instead of that, this is wonderful blog. An excellent read. I will certainly be back.
Okay.. well this particular post, Hot Air Balloon, is a series of pictures. If anything, I could have added some words to drive the message home a bit.
It is perfect time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy. I have read this post and if I could I wish to suggest you some interesting things or suggestions. Maybe you can write next articles referring to this article. I want to read more things about it!
Uh, thanks? Really, I just wanted to post some pretty pictures of hot air balloons. I have no desire to carve out a niche for myself by writing about hot air balloons.
By the way, did you notice the thread between the two comments. Both are from spammers using the word “steroid” in his/her handle.
Hmmm….I’m not sure when my blog became a design blog, but apparently I’ve been discussing designers.
We are interested along with considering what you are talking about here. designers
I’m not sure if I am more confused by the content of the comment, or the fact that the spammer has masked him/herself as a cancer survivor website.
Apparently my blog inspires people to goof off at work.
Greetings from Ohio! I’m bored to death at work so I decided to browse your website on my iphone during lunch break. I really like the info you provide here and can’t wait to take a look when I get home. I’m amazed at how fast your blog loaded on my cell phone…I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G…Anyways, superb blog!
Well hey there whoever you are! Thanks for checking out the blog on your iPhone. I get bored at work sometimes as well, but instead of browsing the web on a mobile device I just take a walk. Do continue to increase page views on my blog when you get home.
NMNPHX – Solving the problems of spammers since 2012.
This one speaks for itself.
Just no. No capitalization, punctuation or explanation. Just no.
I’ve been hanging on to this gem for a few months. It is a lengthy comment that made it past the spam queue and into my comment moderation queue. Sneaky spammers! Normally I will type out the message of the spam comment, but this one was so long I just did not have the desire to retype the message. Click on the image below and you will be able to read the contents of the comment.
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Where do I even begin with this one? Anita Jolly – it almost sounds like a name Bart Simpson would use to call and prank Moe the Bartender.
Midway through this mess of a drama, Anita Jolly switches to Laura Johnson, who has some other mess of problems. Both stories are advertising some “love spell” from a charlatan by the name of Dr. Ozanga.
Ah, did someone just learn how to type? Listen, there is actual typing software you can buy that can give you coherent sentences to type.
I’m not sure, but this might possibly be a cry for help.
Thus, our shelves finish up filed with problems that we get pleasure from.
1) This is a comment from some type of super smart Burberry bag that can at least type on the computer and has issues with deriving pleasure from pain or
2) This is a person with a serious shopping addiction to Burberry bags and has shelves overflowing with nothing but Burberry bags.
Hello! Hope you enjoy the first Spam Comment of the Week for 2013.
I can only assume that the comment below is describing issues with some type of hair product.
When I received this, the pump was broken which was unfortunate. However, I love this product for extremely curly hair. Don’t use too much or your hair looks greasy.
Um, thanks? It took me awhile to figure out what in the world you were talking about since 1) I’ve never blogged about hair and 2) YOU DON’T EVEN MENTION WHAT PRODUCT YOU RECEIVED.
Have you ever had a conversation with someone who abruptly switches topics without a lead in? You know, say you are talking to your neighbor about the weather and he/she says something like “yeah I’m glad they found the missing dog”. You’re standing around thinking what? What dog? Did a dog get lost in the rainstorm we were just talking about seconds ago? Those conversations are quite annoying, much like your spam comment.
Oh, and another thing. Too much of any hair product will make your hair look greasy. Duh!
I can only think of two words to describe this one: user error.
Once I originally commented I clicked the Notify me when new feedback are added-checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four emails with the same comment. Is there any method you may take away me from that service? Thanks!
Dude – take it up with WordPress.
Ah, Christmas Eve. I thought I’d bring a little holiday cheer by posting some more ridiculously funny spam. Enjoy!
Fantastic site. A lot of useful information here. I’m sending it to a few friends ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thanks for your sweat!